鍵盤俠|湖人一贏球論壇里一片死寂！美球迷：湖蜜和勇蜜一樣魔怔

[賽后帖]??湖人28分大勝勇士結束3連敗！詹姆斯22+7+9 東契奇生日夜26分

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湖人（35-24）：東契奇26分6板8助、詹姆斯22分7板9助、里夫斯18分1板3助、肯納德16分3板3助、拉拉維亞15分5板3助、斯瑪特8分5板1助2斷、巴夫金8分1助、海斯6分5板、艾頓4分10板、克萊伯4分2板1助3帽、范德比爾特2分3板。

勇士（31-29）：桑托斯14分4板2助、穆迪12分3板3助2斷、佩頓12分1板3助2斷、梅爾頓10分1板4助、波杰姆斯基9分7板6助、波斯特8分7板、霍福德8分5板2助2帽、格林7分6板6助、威廉姆斯7分1板2助、萊昂斯6分1板、斯潘塞4分3板4助、理查德4分1板。

[–]#kidfromakron/the brow/christietito-ortiz-wife69 383 points 4 hours ago

stress free hoops tonight, my life needed this

湖人球迷：今晚這球看得毫無壓力，我這破敗的人生太需要這個了。

[–]moosethrow1 143 points 4 hours ago

A blowout win for the Lakers means this sub is 100 times less active and practically dead.

湖人球迷：湖人一場大勝意味著這個論壇的活躍度直降 100 倍，基本跟死區一樣。

[–]6Musa_2050 52 points 4 hours ago

The toxicos went to sleep early tonight

湖人球迷：那些黑子噴子今晚都早早就寢了。

[–]24joserod0824 152 points 4 hours ago

Final

湖人球迷：全場結束。

[–]Pau Gasol 16alozz 192 points 4 hours ago

I know Lakers are depressing, but holy fucking shit Warriors are rough.

湖人球迷：我知道湖人挺讓人絕望的，但踏馬的勇士現在更是慘不忍睹啊。

[–]Turbulent_Emu_7288 88 points 4 hours ago

There are Warriors fans in my life who were talking shit before the game and were confident that they were winning this game. Now it’s just crickets from them lol

球迷：我身邊有些勇士球迷賽前還在那瘋狂噴糞，自信滿滿地覺得他們能贏。現在一個個都踏馬鴉雀無聲了，哈哈哈。

[–]bruticuslee 57 points 4 hours ago

They’re just as deluded as us Lakers fan into thinking they’re a move away from contenders. Difference is we have a prime Luka and they have nothing after Steph retires though

湖人球迷：他們跟咱們湖蜜一樣魔怔，總覺得距離爭冠球隊就差一筆交易。區別在于咱們擁有巔峰期的盧卡?東契奇，而他們等斯蒂芬?庫里退役后就一無所有了。

[–]Luka Magic 77Apollo611 105 points 4 hours ago

Easiest win of the season finally

湖人球迷：終于迎來了本賽季最輕松的一場勝利。

[–]pmurt007 92 points 4 hours ago

Sacremento Queens and Pelicans up next. This is the type of energy and performance we should have against bottom dweller teams.

湖人球迷：接下來要打薩克拉門托 “王后” 隊和鵜鶘隊。這就是我們在面對墊底爛隊時應該展現出的能量和表現。

[–]Total_Boss_3157 45 points 4 hours ago

We should be on a 3 game win streak right now

湖人球迷：咱們現在本該是三連勝的。

[–]Guggenheim save usjust_one_random_guy 126 points 4 hours ago

Maybe this can be a reset game and we start playing better now (I’m coping)

湖人球迷：也許這場能成為一個重置局，咱們從現在開始觸底反彈（我純屬自我安慰）。

[–]#kidfromakron/the brow/christietito-ortiz-wife69 39 points 4 hours ago*

The team looked in good spirits before the game hopefully we can build off this

湖人球迷：賽前全隊看起來精神狀態不錯，希望我們能以此為基礎繼續保持。

[–]24HighlyBaked0 56 points 4 hours ago

Wish we could play this poverty franchise every night

湖人球迷：真希望咱們每晚都能打這支乞丐球隊。

[–]Luka Magic 77oat38 53 points 4 hours ago

Wow we just won a game?!?!

湖人球迷：哇哦，我們竟然贏下了一場比賽？！？！

[–]San Francisco Warriorsgolliwoods 271 points 4 hours ago

the way Steph was talking in that interview... don't expect him back for a while ????

勇士球迷：看斯蒂芬?庫里在采訪里那語氣... 別指望他短時間內能復出了 ????

[–][NBA] Tony SnellEightBlocked 110 points 4 hours ago

that brother is cooked. his pain so bad they just called his shit Pain Syndrome

NBA 球迷：那哥們已經廢了。他疼得要命，他們干脆管他這破病叫 “疼痛綜合征” 了。

[–]San Francisco Warriorsgolliwoods 95 points 4 hours ago

that he hasn't even touched the court yet and it's still going to be a bit

勇士球迷：就是說他現在連球場都還沒挨著，估計還得熬一陣子。

[–]HawksChessh2036 102 points 4 hours ago

So you guys remember when Kerr said Porzingis doesn’t have pots? And everyone was like “he prob wasn’t supposed to say that?” Wellll we were right lol. He walked it back today.

老鷹球迷：所以你們還記得史蒂夫?科爾說克里斯塔普斯?波爾津吉斯沒有得體位性心動過速綜合征（POTS）的時候嗎？當時所有人都覺得 “他估計不該把這事抖出來？” 結果呢，我們是對的哈哈哈。他今天又把話收回去了。

[–]NBAiRockaflame 67 points 4 hours ago

Why would he comment on it in the first place? Weird. Everyone knows KP has some sort of illness. Just feels weird for Kerr to come out and say nah he doesn't have POTS

NBA 球迷：他一開始干嘛要亂評論這事？真特么奇葩。全天下都知道波爾津吉斯得了一種病。科爾跳出來非得說他沒得 POTS，這操作真是讓人摸不著頭腦。

[–]Lakersheshouldgo 163 points 4 hours ago

When’s the last time the lakers had a stress free win, a much needed win

湖人球迷：上一次湖人贏得這么毫無壓力是什么時候？這場勝利真是久旱逢甘霖啊。

[–]LakersIlikesporks_ 44 points 4 hours ago

the wizards game probably, that one was over after the first quarter

湖人球迷：大概是打奇才那場吧，那場打完第一節就已經是垃圾時間了。

[–]Raptorsheat_fan_ 87 points 4 hours ago

Bron is an absolute beast doing this at 41

Ayton has been a bum

猛龍球迷：勒布朗?詹姆斯 41 歲還能打出這種表現，簡直是個不折不扣的禽獸。

德安德烈?艾頓就是個純廢物。

[–]IranKingOfKetchup 85 points 4 hours ago

This game could’ve been an email

伊朗球迷：這場比賽無聊到發封郵件通知一下比分就行了。

[–]MavericksGotKarprar 86 points 3 hours ago

Iran flair is crazy

獨行俠球迷：掛個伊朗的隊標也太秀了吧。

[–]76erslevare8515 36 points 4 hours ago

Lmao someone's gotta get a clip of Chuck calling the public stupid and to back up that statement said "look what happened last time we let these people vote"

76 人球迷：笑死我了，誰去截個查爾斯?巴克利的視頻，他罵大眾是蠢貨，為了證明這點還來了句 “看看上次我們讓這幫人投票結果搞成什么逼樣了”。

[–]Disclaimz0r 89 points 4 hours ago

I remember when GSW fans were convinced Podz is better than Reaves. How’s that looking this year? ??

球迷：我還記得當年勇士球迷信誓旦旦地認為布蘭丁?波杰姆斯基比奧斯汀?里夫斯強。今年看看被打臉打得多響？??

[–]LividDay7500 37 points 4 hours ago

Can’t wait to hear Chuck say how this is still actually the case.

球迷：我都等不及想聽查爾斯?巴克利怎么硬洗這依然是個事實了。

來源：Reddit

編譯：Aaron